“Michael isn’t just an accountant, he is a legend. No cap!” says Cobra Kai founder Brad Kalmikoff.

In his published memoir from earlier this year Brad lauds the success of his dojo to the DiPietro crime family, specifically Michael who taught the the students how to wax on and wax off. 

Rumored to be dating the likes of Taylor Swift, Dua Lipa and Amy Winehouse, Michael has made quite an impression on all those who are graced with his ruggedly handsome good looks and smug accounting style.

Although securing a role as Joe Jonas in an the upcoming Jonas Brothers movie, Michael still plans on finished his degree at the University of Georgia and retaining his internship at SoundVision.

It is of course a paid internship, with a million dollar salary, as much Aquafina as one human can drink and as much salami as he can swipe from his coworkers!